What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

Where do cheeses go to the bathroom?

In a Parma-John.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

What kind of tie does a pig wear?

Pig's tie!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the dark side.