What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How did I boast to the cheese I made myself?

Gruyere.

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.