What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do American tourists talk so loudly?

So that they can hear each other over their clothes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Who's there! Bologna! Bologna who?

Bologna & cheese!

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.