What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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He wanted Mark Antony!

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Because they gave him Aang-xiety

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It didn't Snowden.

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It's harder to break bills.

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What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Halloumi! (Hello me)

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RUFFles

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A property

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast