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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?

He wanted to check his e-mail.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What's the American settler's spirit animal?

The groundhog.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What cheese is not yours?

Not your cheese....

What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of cheese gives out money?

Prova I just came up with that and feel pretty proud (:

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet