What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Where is the lift?

American: You mean the elevator? English: Yes, we call it a lift. American: It's called an elevator. We invented it. English: And we invented the language.

What do the American dollar and the American dress size have in common?

Both have had to adjust for inflation.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

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What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest?

A TOR pedo.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.