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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why don't Americans like their dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument?

A double quarter pounder with cheese.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!