What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

How was the bear able to move in order to get honey?

It had muscles.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.