What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out