What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

Should we walk home or take a dog

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A buzzness suit!

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.