What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call 55 men watching the superbowl?

Pittsburg Steelers

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.