What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.