What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

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Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

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What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.