You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
A dog knows what is 'no'.
It scares the hell out of the dog.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
The Lakers. (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals.) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke.
Because he's a two timer.
He wanted to go bear foot.
Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
A watchdog.
