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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call an investment banker who's always watching you?

A stocker.

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What do Islamic McDonalds employees wear?

A cheeseburka

Watchdog Jokes More Watchdog Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.