What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

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How many times are you going to lick my nose in your lifetime?

Dog:

What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

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What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What goes "Tick Tock, woof woof"?

A watchdog.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.