Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity...

It's impossible to put down

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

High Quality Humor Column Jokes More High Quality Humor Column Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.