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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

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Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

LtORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What is a double-blind study?

Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

High Quality Humor Column Jokes More High Quality Humor Column Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.