Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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Why couldn't the pregnent women watch all of the Harry Potter movies?

Because they lactate.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup?

Waiter: Probably learning to read.

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

Eccentric Beverage Jokes More Eccentric Beverage Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes More Drink Quirks D Fight Jokes

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.