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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What's a cats favorite thing to read?

A CATalog

Why do the undead read cringe stories?

Because they're already... DEAD INSIDE.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Who was the first carpenter ever?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.