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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

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Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve