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People Jokes More People Jokes

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."