Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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What do most people wear to court?

Law-suits

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.