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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

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What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.