Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Which group of people are the best at jazz?

The Saxons!

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

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What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

Why can't you trust an Adam?

They make up everything.

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.