What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

Party poopers

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

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What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."