What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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How do Ghosts get Drunk?

Booze.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...