Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What does racist matthew mcconaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right