Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Cap Jokes More Cap Jokes

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

Matthew Jokes More Matthew Jokes

What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.