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Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

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What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

What does a barista wear?

A cap and chinos.

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What does racist Matthew McConaughey say?

Alt-right, alt-right, alt-right

What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV