Why are people so worried about Hurricane Matthew's wind speeds?

I thought CAT4 was capped at 16Mbps.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps!

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.