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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

What do you call a sarcastic crimminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.