What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang