Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.