Why can't you trust stairs?

Because they are always up to something.

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Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor?

He never mentions "on the other hand"

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs