He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
Because the C-section is always messy.
Because it didn't concentrate.
He was cross.
Pray-Pal
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
Single Handedly
Anyone that goes near my wife!
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
SEA / NA
Gomer's Pile
When someone fed a genie alfredo
Iraqnids. Yep. An original.
Use the fork, Luke.
Because the Force Awakens
Lycanthropee
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite
They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
