Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer

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What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.