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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane