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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

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What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.