What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

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How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..