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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.