Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Why are families only allowed 1 child in China?

The government is opposed to euthanasia.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What did a cyberman say to John Smith?

You will be deleted

What did the mod say to the other?

Deleted

Electoral College Jokes More Electoral College Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.