Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo and Raphael have in common?

They're all Renaissance Italian artists.

What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Dnc Jokes More Dnc Jokes

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

What does an elite hacker get after being arrested?

Deleted

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.