Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

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Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

Deleted

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What do you call someone who lost an election by 2 million votes?

Mr. President.

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!