Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

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A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

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What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What is a rapper's favorite Email?

Gmail

How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women?

FeMail.

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What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Tony Jokes More Tony Jokes

Who's there! Chin and Tony! Chin and Tony who?

Chin and Tonyk!

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

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