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Rig Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

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What is Hillary's newest election slogan?

Rigged, for her pleasure.

What do you call a rigged carnival?

An UnFair.

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

Why is Iron Man Italian?

Because to get him you have to rig-a-tony..

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

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Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

Poll Jokes More Poll Jokes

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

Semi Truck Jokes More Semi Truck Jokes

What do you call a semi truck owned by an Italian?

That rig a Tonys.

What do you call a semi truck with it's load half empty?

Pessimist Prime

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

Why can't you email a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are not allowed.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.