They go to the polls and vote.
Polled pork.
Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.
High queue-ality.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
They go on pignics.
7777-Batman
It was a little over their heads
A phantomime!
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
They both came in a little behind.
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Republicans weren't off of work yet.
Karma chameleon
To the morgue.
Depends.
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.