Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance?

A cricket ball!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni?

Yankee poodle!

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound is emitted by a drowning mathematician?

Log log log log log log log log log...

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Gallop Poll Jokes More Gallop Poll Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Jockeys Jokes More Jockeys Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!