Poll Jokes

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

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Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What do you call a horse that makes bad jokes?

Unicorny

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What type of jokes do planets tell each other?

Cosmic jokes.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?

February 14th.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits