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What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Hundred Jokes More Hundred Jokes

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

How can you get hundreds of women wet all at once?

Go to a john mayer concert!

Racehorse Jokes More Racehorse Jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?

Because bad news travels fast!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Strong Animal Jokes More Strong Animal Jokes

What is the strongest animal?

A racehorse because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

What's the worlds strongest animal?

A 'buff'alo