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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

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What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.

What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.