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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Who are the hamburgers favourite people?

Vegetarians!

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!