How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops?

Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.