How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What's similar between a racehorse and a leaky faucet?

They're both off and running.