What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.