How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!