How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.