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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse who goes freerunning?

Sarah Jessica Parkour

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.