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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!