How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

A horse!

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!