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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

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Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

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How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!