How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

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What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why do the horses hate the jockey?

Because he's a horse racist.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!