What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don't look I'm changing!

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What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

What type of underwear does a fetus wear?

Fruit of the womb.

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What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice?

Hamburglar helpler

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!