What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What do you call the Hamburglar's accomplice?

Hamburglar helpler

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!