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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

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What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of rock is this?

It has many layers compressed together.

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What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!