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Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Why was Princess Peach worried when Mario wanted to use her laptop?

She forgot to delete her Bowser history

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What is the longest word?

Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!