Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?

A jet propelled elephant!