Why is the LSU football team like my car?

They both used to have Les (less) Miles!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

How do you subdue a large snake?

You use a boa restrictor

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!