Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body.

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Who's there! Bones! Bones who?

Bones upon a time...!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K