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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

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Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

How do skeletons kiss?

They don't. Skeletons don't have lips, they just bone.

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How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

What's a dogs favorite TV show?

Bones.

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What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.