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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

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Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K