What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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What do you call two lesbians in a closet?

Licker cabinet.

Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

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What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

How does a skeleton call her friends?

On a telebone.

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What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a policeman with blonde hair?

A fair cop!

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Who has more testicles?

Contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest