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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

How did it work?

We haven't spoken for five years".

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

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What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What do you call someone who has blonde hair, blue eyes and worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A Pastafaryan.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest