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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.