Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

What the best way to cut down a tree?

A Suhhh Dude

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!