Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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What shall I do?

Hide the tiddley winks.

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.