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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

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What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!