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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

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Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

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Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus