Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.