How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.