How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

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What is the meaning of afford?

It's the car most sales representatives drive.

What's a ghost's favorite type of car?

A Booghati

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.