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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Dead Chicken Jokes More Dead Chicken Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.