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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Why did the hacker start selling his services?

So he could make his 4Chan.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Dead Chicken Jokes More Dead Chicken Jokes

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Old Car Jokes More Old Car Jokes

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.