What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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Why is it hard to sell bibles in Germany?

Because it's a Nietzsche Market.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

What do an old cars and pasta have in common?

They're both al dente.