Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

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He kind of blew

Bird Watcher Jokes More Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

What do you call the largest number of grizzlies you can fit in a car?

The bear maximum

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What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

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What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame