Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What department do you not want to end up at in a corporation run by cannibals?

Human Resources.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Optimus Prime Jokes More Optimus Prime Jokes

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano?

He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

Hearse Jokes More Hearse Jokes

What do the bathroom doors at the funeral home say?

His and Hearse.

What do you call a repair shop that specializes in hearses?

A rehearsal.

E Jokes More E Jokes

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

Who's the chief of the internet?

E-ronimo!

Beep Jokes More Beep Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...