Repair Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Who are you with?

And "Just heard our song"

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

Part Jokes More Part Jokes

What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Scar Jokes More Scar Jokes

Why doesn't Achilles have any scars?

His wounds always heel.

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

E Jokes More E Jokes

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call an online relationship?

E-bae...