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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!