Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

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What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.