Bird Watcher Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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Word Botcher Jokes More Word Botcher Jokes

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

Stutterer Jokes More Stutterer Jokes

What do you call an Italian man with Parkinson's?

A stutterer.

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Repair Jokes More Repair Jokes

Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Brown and Darren Wilson?

Only one of them knows how to dodge a bullet.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years