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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Because education pays off in the long run!

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.