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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What the difference between an IS training camp and a primary school?

There aren't many paedos in the camp.

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What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest