What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.