Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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I falafel.

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A bite in shining armor.

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I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

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They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

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Because there's no Stalin.

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He was always Stalin in his manual!

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The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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A buck an ear (buccaneer).