Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the "net"?

It wanted to get to the other site!

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How are beer nuts like deer nuts?

You can find a small bag of each under a buck.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.