Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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I've never had a lentil on my chest.

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Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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A soviet seamen

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A Soviet Reunion.

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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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A buck-an-ear

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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You can't gargle sand.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

Why does your face look like a donut?

Me 30 minutes into dieting