Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

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You might actually get me to sub here.

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Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a nun?

A force of habit

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Bicycle petals!

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Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Whats the difference between Chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!