Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Hush puppies!

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear