Lima Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas?

I've never paid $200 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an orange?

A pip squeak.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

A buck an ear

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...