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Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.