What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.