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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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What do you get when you cross weed with weed?

You get high.

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.

What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.