What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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Ell if I know!

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...