What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

What does a soviet call someone with good vision?

Glasnots.

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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.