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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a Pikachu across the street.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest