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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pyrotechnician and Mexican food?

Explosive Diarrhea

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Why didn't anyone drive stick in Soviet Russia?

They were afraid of Stalin.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.