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What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet?

A Lenintil...

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.