How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

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What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!