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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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They're never late...

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They can't stand a Nickleback!

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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BECAUSE!!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

One..... Or two...

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.