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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Swiss Jokes More Swiss Jokes

What do you call a Swiss priest?

A Holy Cheese!

What is good about being Swiss?

Well, the flag is a big plus.