How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

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What do you call counterfeited German currency?

Question marks.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

Where does a burger go on vacation?

The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!