How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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Why do Lannisters have such big beds?

GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

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How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!