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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Who is king of all the mice?

Mouse Tse Tung!

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid