Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Why couldn't the Germans make a good vacuum chamber?

There was too much gas in them.

What's a German's favorite fruit?

An Auto-Bahnana

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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.