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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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How do you make German potato pancakes?

Cook them in the microwave

What do you call fake German currency?

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.