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Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

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What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.