Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Who picks up the tab?

The German.