Who picks up the tab?

The German.

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What do you call a silly, apathetic German boy?

Agoofaloofagus

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.