You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A batch of Tiger bread turned on them.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
The last one out is meant to get the Wights
Deal or New Deal
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
An e-mergency.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
