How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

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What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.