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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

To see the Grumpire State Building.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Phone Call Jokes More Phone Call Jokes

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does a baritone make phone calls?

Song distance!