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How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

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How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.