How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.