How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

How does a football player make phone calls?

On a touch-down phone.