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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.