Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

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How do you keep getting in here?

ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.