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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!!

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!