Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Why do zoos pay for simian liability insurance?

To avoid monkey suits

What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog?

A shih tzu