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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

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Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

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What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.