Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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They don't want to leave their brothers behind

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Neptunes!

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A necromancer

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Collecting stocks and bonds.

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With a mop.

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An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

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What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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Because they just kept lion around!

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo