Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What do you call a stabilizing greek?

A.... GYROScope

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

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Why is Paris the city of love?

Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

What's a dog favourite hobby?

Collecting fleas!

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.