Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

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Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

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The can

What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

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Groanhenge

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What kind of music do sponges listen to?

Raggaeneration.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!