Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What did the man do after listening to a Pink Floyd album for two hours?

Skip to the next track

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

Why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

They push two twins together to make a king.

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What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

What did the body builder say when he saw he was out of protein powder?

No whey!

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Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

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How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism