Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do Greek teenagers say?

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Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Invitation Jokes More Invitation Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

Slavs Jokes More Slavs Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.