Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

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What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

A.... GYROScope

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

Danke Shn.

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

A coin to scratch it with.

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Danke!

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

Hey zeus!

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Your boat, gently down the stream...

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

Play-Doh

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

At las!

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

He was made out of Plato

What Greek letter is always sad?

Psi...

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

Electron. Also, what did the Greek warrior say when he saw the wooden horse Hydrogen please spare me

What do you call a Greek Magician?

Abra Kebabra

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

With a crow bar.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Because it's whey strained.

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

Thesus

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

They demand credit for everything

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

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What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What sound does a Greek gun make?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

What do you call a stabilizing Greek?

What do Greek teenagers say?

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

What a Greek says as he get his paycheck?

What do you give a Greek man with a scratchcard?

What does a Greek say when gets his salary?

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder?

What do the Greeks sing while at sea?

Which Greek Philosopher was the easiest to manipulate?

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders?

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Why did the Greek philosopher break in two?

What Greek letter is always sad?

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

I Love Pizza & You

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

Why is yogurt always in debt?

What did Ronald Reagan say in his presidential campaign?

What do you call a Greek Magician?

How do the Greek separate the men from the boys?

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

How do we know that Greek yogurt's Greek?

Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero?

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Why are the Greeks so in debt?

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

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What separates the men from the boys?

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

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