Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

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Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

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What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.