Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

He was not being reared right!

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

What's brown and runs around your garden?

Your fence.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.

Rear Jokes More Rear Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.