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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis