Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

Nothing - he'll just return it!

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble