Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog?

He relished it

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How does a ninja shop for groceries?

No one knows.

What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Why was the motorcycle going so slow?

Because it was two tired!

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and the Fast and Furious series have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.