Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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Why aren't orphans laughing?

Because jokes aren't apparent.

What did one orphan say to the other orphan?

ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue

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Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

Why can't motorcycles go faster?

They're two tired.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

What do you call the king of the jungle in the land down under?

Australian. Yes I know lions aren't jungle animals, but as per common nomenclature etc etc yadda yadda raspberry

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Trouble Jokes More Trouble Jokes

What do you call a boat that gives you nothing but trouble?

A woe boat.

What did the seaweed say when it was in trouble?

Kelp me!

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.