Simba Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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