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Simba Jokes

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

What do you say to Simba if he's walking too slow?

Mufasa.

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

What do you say to Simba when he's slow?

Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

Why is Simba slower that his dad?

Because his papa mufasa.

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What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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Because people are dying to get in.

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He couldnt Mufasa enough.

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Mufasa! "move faster" heu heu heu

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How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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King's Crustacean.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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Why did the BMX date the motorcycle?

He was feeling a bit bike-curious.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

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How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.