What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff