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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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What's all this?

Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...

How do you get high underwater?

Seaweed! lol my friends 12 yr old daughter told us this one

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What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.