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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

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What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.