Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Tell them its almost over
F-Well I know you, so I'm expecting very little. Mission accomplished.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
A Nii-san
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)