Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.