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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron?

Why not 17 What's stopping us

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.