Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.