Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.