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Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?

To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."