Don't look at me I'm changing!
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
Eleanor Brucevelt.
Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.
None, we just swap out your whole house
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light
