What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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What do you call a good looking tractor?

Attractor

Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many activists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because they can't change anything.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

Well many how???

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.