Don't look at me I'm changing!
I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
9yo: 30 Aww, you deserve ice crea- 9yo: Just like grandma -m but too bad you're not getting any
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.