What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.