What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Red Light Jokes More Red Light Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What reddit page has that link/picture you're looking for?

The next page.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

Green Light Jokes More Green Light Jokes

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light