Don't look! I'm changing!
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Dont look at me I'm changing
Because they spend too much time changing.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
Don't look I'm changing!
He forgot to pack his trunk.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
What's the matter You look flushed!
He was taking a look around
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.
Because they are always stalin.
A Lamb-orghini!
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
Addadictomy.
