Don't look! I'm changing!
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
You'd turn red too if you had to change in the street.
Dont look at me I'm changing
Because they spend too much time changing.
She was wearing no turn on red.:
Don't look I'm changing!
A Two-knee fish!.....
Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.
A convertible.
What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."
The Age Of Ultron.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Because flashing gives them seizures.
A blonde at a flashing red light.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
ATTACH!
An old man yelling at the cloud
They turn out the lights.
Mourning Wood
