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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What's the only thing worse than asbestos?

Asworstos.

How do Eskimos make things stick together?

Igloo

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What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Seizure Jokes More Seizure Jokes

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

What food is bad for epileptic people?

Seizure salad