Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Why does Tom Hiddleston only invite his closest friends/family to his birthday?

He likes to keep things low key.

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What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

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What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.