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Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How many Environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they will never change a thing.

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How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.