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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What do you find between Godzilla's toes?

Slow runners.