Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses