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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.