Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper