Kaiju Jokes

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

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Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.