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Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many nuns are there in a temple?

Nun.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Tokyo Jokes More Tokyo Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Godzilla Jokes More Godzilla Jokes

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.