Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a japanese homeless guy?

Tokyo Drifter

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

My zipper!

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.