Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

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What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

How did Godzilla escape the trains?

He threw them off their tracks.

Rampage Jokes More Rampage Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok