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Kaiju Jokes

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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Why does Godzilla go to temple?

Because he's a kaiju

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What is Godzilla's favorite fruit?

Squash.

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What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

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What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

Temple Jokes More Temple Jokes

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: